You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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