Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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