But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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