What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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