Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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