The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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