And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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