the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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