he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
