What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
