Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
This baby is an asshole
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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