I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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