yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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