careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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