I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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