The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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