Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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