ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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