Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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