why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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