Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Screwed.edu
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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