You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
