jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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