so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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