and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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