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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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