She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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