This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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