I want to have your abortion
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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