Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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