I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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