physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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