i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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