So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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