You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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