2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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