Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You made out with two different species that night
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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