"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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