I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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