im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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