i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I touched a dick in church today
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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