We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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