she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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