I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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