Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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