OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
this just has baby written all over it
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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