youre lurking in front of me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize