I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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