would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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