Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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