your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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