doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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