Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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