You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So here I am, sexting at work.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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