He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I want to fling myself into the sun
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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